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Hey bud, it's been a while

I think I say this every time this season rolls around - I've been a little absent, huh? I didn't mean to be, but I wound up accidentally spending half a year back home with my family after an attempt to move them into a new house turned into a basement renovation nightmare (mold....so much mold....If you have an option to NOT have a basement, take that option every time, they are nothing but trouble. Holy crap.) and then I had to play catch-up on everything I missed while I was gone. Getting stuck out of the country for six months straight while taking on home renovations while trying to move your mother out of the home she's been in for 30+ years takes a lot out of you.

I'm finally getting back into the swing of things and it's just in time for holiday mayhem! Thanks for sticking around - I'll be doing my best to keep you apprised of all the good sales that are coming this way.
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New Reviews!

The Suck Buddy by CalExotics

Pink and purple air-pulse clitoral stimulator
This is a tricky review for me. Typically I write only what works for me and my body, and I don’t venture off into too much speculation of “if you have X Y or Z differently then it will totally work for you!”
This toy though…I’m going to make an exception for, because I don’t actually outright hate it, and I can very clearly see how it would work for a lot of other people.

The Snail Vibe by Snail Vibe

Pink dual-stimulator vibrator
I began sex toy blogging in 2015, and even after seven years I still feel pretty confident in saying that I can count on my fingers the number of times I’ve seen a truly innovative sex toy come to market. The Snail Vibe takes up one of those fingers.

The Bullet by Doxy

rose gold bullet vibe, metal tube storage case, black USB charging cord
I've had a bit of a rocky history with Doxy - I stopped chasing them after dealing with multiple malfunctioning testers. It's been a few years now, so when Betty's Toy Box offered me the new Bullet I decided to give them another shot. Was it worth it?

The Wave by ROMP

Turquoise leaf-shaped lay-on vibrator
ROMP is another sibling under the WOWTech parent company that owns We-Vibe and Womanizer.Their whole schtick is a cheaper alternative to their luxury brands, but as far as I can tell there’s been no compromise on quality like we sometimes see when a luxury brand decides to put out a lower-tier line of toys.
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Catch up on the previous year-end wrap up

Text banner reads 2021 New Flings and Old Flames
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Asking For A Friend

is my new anonymous question box where you can have your inquiries about sex, relationships, toys, bodies, kink, etc answered! Check it out HERE
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